| Seed | Team Name | Record | Points For | Points Out |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Queen Emus II | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 2 | Jenny Saquon's Puka Bowls | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 3 | Piscataway Poopsmith | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 4 | Jeant(r)yfied Koins | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 5 | Iron Cladd Ladds | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| 6 | JD's adVANCEd Team | 0 - 0 | 0 | |
| Daddy's House | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| JBaby's Feline Fantasy Funhouse | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| The Imperium of Ban | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| Kittle 'n Bits | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| P | Achance for Momentum | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | THE PASSWORD BOHNIXHSON | 0 - 0 | 0 | 0 |